Season 1

DLO 9: THREE OMENS/MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW
the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioApril 19, 2021x
9
38:1271.04 MB

DLO 9: THREE OMENS/MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW

A freighter on Lake Erie experiences heavy storms. A salvage goes wrong. Conway reminisces about his past, and has a revelation about his present. (CWs: death, dead animal, brief gore, blood, body horror, insects, alcohol, derealization, deep water) Lyrics to "Farewell Song" originally published by ...

DLO 8: HUNTED/HAUNTED
the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioApril 05, 2021x
8
17:0520.54 MB

DLO 8: HUNTED/HAUNTED

Conway sorts through some old--and possibly haunted--video games. The office receives a letter from someone with a peculiar ghost problem. Happy (late) April Fools! I certainly hope no major video game publishers listen to this show! (CWs: alcohol, brief blood, implied death)   TRANSCRIPT: CONWAY: T...

DLO 7: DANSE MACABRE/IT'S AN ANGEL, CONWAY
the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioMarch 22, 2021x
7
18:4822.57 MB

DLO 7: DANSE MACABRE/IT'S AN ANGEL, CONWAY

The office receives a grisly letter from the early 20th century about an experimental composer. Conway muses about his past and present. (CWs: blood, body horror, knuckles cracking, death) Music: Purcell - Rondeau From Abdelazer Vivaldi - Concerto for Two Violins in A Minor Saint-Saëns - Danse macab...

DLO 6: GONE FISHING/MISSING
the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioMarch 08, 2021x
6
24:5129.5 MB

DLO 6: GONE FISHING/MISSING

The Dead Letter Office receives a series of postcards from a place that doesn't exist. Conway takes a trip to his local art museum after some pieces go missing. (CWs: beer, derealization)   TRANSCRIPTS: CONWAY : This is Conway, receiving clerk for the dead letter office of ***** Ohio, processing the...

DLO 5: THE GREAT BLACK SWAMP
the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioFebruary 22, 2021x
5
22:1226.48 MB

DLO 5: THE GREAT BLACK SWAMP

Conway receives a water-logged manuscript from a midwestern monster hunter of questionable character.  (CWs: mild drug use--cannabis, fire,)   TRANSCRIPTS: CONWAY: This is Conway, receiving clerk for the Dead Letter Office of ***** Ohio, processing the national dead mail backlog. The following audio...

DLO 4: HEARTS AGLOW/SAVIOR
the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioFebruary 01, 2021x
4
28:5334.06 MB

DLO 4: HEARTS AGLOW/SAVIOR

Valentine's Day comes early as a city in California replaces its old sodium-vapor streetlights with LEDs, and Conway receives a sign from above.  "My Prayer" originally composed by Georges Boulanger, Carlos Gomez Barrera, and Jimmy Kennedy, covered by the Platters, covered by me. (CWs: some strong l...

DLO 3: HOLES/THE KING HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioJanuary 18, 2021x
3
18:1926.18 MB

DLO 3: HOLES/THE KING HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

The Dead Letter Office receives a series of emails from a college student with recurring nightmares. Conway takes a trip to investigate a kitschy painting. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe if you like the show! (CWs: trypophobia, alcohol, finger damage, depictions of depression)   TRANSCR...

DLO 2: SECRET INGREDIENT/SECRET ADMIRER
the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioJanuary 04, 2021x
2
14:3427.69 MB

DLO 2: SECRET INGREDIENT/SECRET ADMIRER

Conway archives two more odd letters this week. A struggling chef encounters a new customer with unusual tastes. A secret admirer reveals his game. Don't forget to subscribe if you like the show! (CWs: blood, food, stalking, implied death)   TRANSCRIPT: CONWAY: This is Conway, receiving clerk for th...

DLO 1: BAD NEIGHBOR/RE:FURBISH
the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, OhioDecember 23, 2020x
1
14:3321 MB

DLO 1: BAD NEIGHBOR/RE:FURBISH

Conway archives two strange letters this week: one involves a bad neighbor, and the other relates a short story about a fad toy from the '90s.  Don't forget to subscribe if you like the show!   TRANSCRIPT: CONWAY: This is Conway, receiving clerk for the Dead Letter Office of ***** Ohio, processing t...